20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

I saw Hbox at the gym, holding a 45 pound dumbbell. He said, “you can take the rat out of the gym, but you can’t take the gym out of the rat, isn’t that right buddy?” I laughed as a courtesy. “Hey would you mind spotting me?” Hbox asked. “I’m doing weighted pop offs today”

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May already did

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Mayyy

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They are getting rid of cucle are milk in such a mean way

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Chocolate

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So like they got choclate milk on Friday. Okay?

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wow, are they killing all the brown cows!

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And the whole thing was an elaborate test to see whether people would order it or associates would drink it

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And get this. So I go and grab a chocloate milk and I’m like ^_^ as I grab it and I talk to a manager while drinking it and said “I’m so glad they got chocolate milk” ^.^ and then the manager crushes my dreams and said they are gone tomorrow as it was a test to see whether associates drink more and only one customer order it

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Special Delivery

Psychonauts reference

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I hate water so much, it’s actually such a sucky liquid overall. It takes most of your body like a leech from BIRTH, ruins electronic devices which are much better than the stupid water, most of it is salty and unhealthy and water still gets public recognition everywhere like HELLO? THAT SUBSTANCE IS MOSTLY POISONOUS DON’T SUPPORT THAT THING. Most people will defend it and go “Oh but you need it to live” HAVE YOU HEARD HOW CRAZY YOU SOUND? ARE YOU AN H2O ADDICT? Just drink natural milk from a natural cow that is much cuter than the stupid clouds that shock you if they feel like it, I’m so done with water and I will disregard everyone’s counters as a bad faith mindless defense from people who refuse to think different.

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hi does anybody want to join a turbo :pleading_face:

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sorry im on 5% battery, i just really needed to vent about water

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omg tutuu you should turbo

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true all the cool players turbo

many champs winners have turbod probably

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i’m bored but i don’t have my mu login information on my phone

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i have it

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(i know i know, i just couldnt resist. see you next friday or probably next like wednesday when i see the opportunity for another funny post)

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