20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

who would pay 2500 dollars orange

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well that’s the price it was last sold at so somebody already has

it’s technically possible it’s worth more

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I understand your dislikes, though I am still hoping for a dense protagonist used in a good way. (I hate defending the 90%, but “what is dense to us might not be dense for the protagonist”. After all, we can see through the fourth wall; know things the protagonist couldn’t.)

As for motivated revival: I hate those as well. Unless there is a specific information or message required to be relayed from and/or to the dead, then the dead should never return to the living world IMO. Aside from me getting scarred from “revival goes wrong” tropes (ex. FMA), the idea of revival brings down the value of death. Death should be important. It is when characters stop feeding the readers with their stories; their existence. Reviving someone because of love or loneliness is just… I get that love makes one blind, but that doesn’t stop me from hating it.

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minjatar

avatar of a mafia player on MU. might be one of my favorite avatars ive seen. @Jade you’d probably enjoy it too

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look how it looks in a proper post

its SO GOOD

It works that way, like in less than 10% of the stories I read with dense protag… Even in stories with multiple people after the protag, they don’t noticing at least one of those is interested in them is just absurd… (dense protag usually means multiple possible partners, since it would be a very boring gag with only one.)

I read about only one character, who noticed some, but not all, and he was still considered dense, but that one I could understand, cuz the ones he didn’t notice where acted less noticable ways. (Or mostly behind his back.)

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I mean, if someone tries to flirt with me, 9 times out of 10, I will just assume that they were dared to.
And if someone’s like “This person has a crush on you,” then I will immediately assume that they’re trying to embarrass said person, because that is infinitely more likely than an incredibly average girl, of whom I have never interacted with in the slightest, having a crush on me, the antisocial kid in the back of the class playing N on his school laptop.

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to be fair though if you can simply beat up the other human I feel like this raises more questions

why do the grown adult leaders of the evil teams not simply beat up the ten year old protagonist? are they stupid?

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WOW I can’t believe orange and black 5 spent $2500 or more on a Rainbow Six Siege skin.

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(to be fair this is also a problem with e.g. Ghetsis having Kyurem freeze the player in BW2 - which is a good strategy, and a great moment, but raises the question of “why do most of the villains not try similar things”)

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Protagonist dodge roll.

they’re not pseudolegendaries and are almost always twinks

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archie has no excuse though

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Misinformation…

from my knowledge they’re all very slightly older than average men but my knowledge cuts off before generation 5

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also seeing the word twink near archie made me think it was an arctic nickname at first

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First row is all old guys
Second has 3 old guys and a woman…
Emo old guy, older adult? I don’t know that one’s gender and a blob

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cyrus is somehow 27

i guess that’s just what whatever the fuck he’s up to does to a person

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Bro has no emotions. Probably because of Mesprit

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Nah (3,3) is clearly the Switch soul, trust me.

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either way he’s definitely too weak to throw hands

as are maxie, n, and frankly probably lusamine

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