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giovanni has a weird sense of honor that causes him to disband team rocket after you beat him in his capacity as a gym leader. not even in a team rocket capacity. and that sense of honor probably prevents him from throwing hands with children.

rse archie might not win the fight but oras archie has no excuse

ghetsis is too old and he has other underhanded ways to beat your ass anyway

lysandre probably cares too much about his drip to throw hands

(TW: Abuse) guzma canonically got hit with golf clubs as a child and his whole team is made up of burnouts who probably have bad relationships with their parents. physically fighting a child would hit way too close to home

team yell and team star are mickey mouse evil teams whose goals do not involve beating up children

chairman rose thinks he’s the good guy and is in a position where he needs to care about his public image, which would not look good if people found out he threw hands with a child

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Imagine you try throwing hands with Ghetsis and he just fucking shoots you.

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Which is bullshit because we know that Blue beat him before Red did. What’s Giovanni hiding?

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I like to imagine Giovanni was planning to call it quits until he saw Blue’s smugness and decided to hang in there just to spite the guy.

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That’s just an excuse. I’m sick of these plot holes in games made for children that are nearly 30 years old.

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What are we talking about

Why don’t the evil team leaders in Pokemon games just kill the protagonist instead of challenging the protagonist to Pokemon battles?
Are they stupid?

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I would assume part of the reason is ā€œthe protagonist has up to 6 creatures who they probably do Not want to throw hands withā€

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i will say ultra beast lusamine had the perfect opportunity to throw hands and it’s genuinely a crime that she didn’t

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she could’ve at least tried after all her pokemon were defeated

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Shed become what Ultra Necrozma was in USUM

Nuzlocke killer

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Is the said evil team actually want to kill Ash

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Come to think of it, how do Nuzlockes get past Ultra Necrozma?
Is it just ā€œhope to god you get a Zoroarkā€?

But she’d be Poison type so you wouldnt be able to Toxic stall her which would be even more horrific

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It folds to Toxic

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Idk gen 7 is notoriously difficult to Nuzlocke because the totem fights are designed for you to have pokemon faint

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The beyonce fans slandering gaga because she put on a better Coachella performance than her are so funny :skull:

Gonna play a game where I put my Library on shuffle, and I try and guess what song it is.

Songs
Song Artist Album Got Name? Got Artist? Got Album?
The Spell Aina the End Single :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark:
39 Sasakure.Uk & DECO*27 Single :white_check_mark: :x: :white_check_mark:
Fighting Gold Coda Single :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark:
0Doctor Jack Stauber Jack Stauber’s Micropop :x: :white_check_mark: :x:
Never forget kessoku band Kessoku Band :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark: :x:
All because of flowers Cƶ shu Nie Flos Ex Machina :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark:
Last Stardust Aimer Dawn :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark: :x:
Closing the Case Yuki Kajiura Lord El-Melloi II’s Case Files {Rail Zeppelin} :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark:
in early spring Yuki Kajiura Fate/stay night [Heaven’s Feel] :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark:
BED CHUTE!! Cƶ shu Nie Flos Ex Machina :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark:
Eiyu Unmei no Uta EGOIST Single :x: :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark:
The Heirs of the Dragon Ramin Djawadi House of the Dragon: Season 1 :x: :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark:
Shingeki Gt 20130218 Kyojin Hiroyuki Sawano Attack on Titan: Season 2 :x: :white_check_mark: :x:
No Time for Caution Hans Zimmer Interstellar :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark:
STONE OCEAN Ichigo and the Akeboshi Rockets Single :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark:
The Dog from a Parallel Universe Urakami Souki Single :white_check_mark: :x: :white_check_mark:
Bongiri koiuta Southern All Stars Single :x: :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark:
Pursuit - Cornered Masakazu Sugimori Ace Attorney :x: :x: :white_check_mark:
Pick Yourself Up Nat ā€œKingā€ Cole and George Shearing Nat King Cole Sings/George Shearing Plays :x: :x: :x:
Osmanthus Aina the End The End :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark:
Another Day of Sun La La Land Cast La La Land :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark:
Reach for the Summit Lena Raine Celeste :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark:
the flower will bloom Yuki Kajiura Fate/stay night [Heaven’s Feel] :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark:
Bareru! Creepy Nuts Single :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark:
Bullets Archive Controlling Crowds :white_check_mark: :x: :x:
Take Me to Church Hozier Hozier :white_check_mark: :white_check_mark: :x:

Final Results

Songs: 19/26
Artists: 21/26
Albums: 19/26

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Burn + you probably have access to Attract by then + Nihilego is 4x weak to Ground so you could probably just get away with running Mudsdale + I just remembered Body Press doesn’t exist in Gen 7 (It should be noted that I’ve never played a Gen 7 game due to not-owning-a-3DS-itis)

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