20020th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

nice

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Youā€™re engaged to a stenographer incarnate

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But anyway, I mentioned I had a Mafia hosting spreadsheet once and she got very excited to hear more about my fancy spreadsheet.

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Overdetailing documents is such a vibe

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LMAO

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No this isnā€™t Jenna, this is Niki (another one of my girlfriends; I have 3)

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niki. woagh

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Wow I

Really want to have the such documentary and write-doodling mastery like Niki the stenographer here

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We were supposed to all hang out in person yesterday but couldnā€™t because they got COVID. So instead we all got into a Discord call and all streamed Dead Cells to each other. They were teaching Jenna and I how to play because weā€™re new to it, and we had a blast

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covid :skull:

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I declare death to all RNA viruses

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tutuu seriously speaking i think you need to stop viewing women like some unattainable mysterious commodity or a different species and instead just likeā€¦ people

i know youā€™re playing it up a bit but itā€™s kinda obvious from some stuff you say that you think about it like thereā€™s a huge divide

and i guess gender roles and stuff were probably quite traditional in your upbringing but i fear that experience has only exacerbated that divide you feel

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would she get excited about like FAM setup or something

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step 1. change exactly one word somewhere that completely changes the meaning of a single role
step 2. watch

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Itā€™s really mild and sheā€™s shocked the test was positive. Alice (another girlfriend) is a teacher and is around little plague carriers all day so one or both of them have been sick the past week and a half.

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ah
i see
thats fair :skull:

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ā€œlittle plague carriersā€ is so funny

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The black death:

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rats

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rats on his back when he says your name it all turns to black

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