21074th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

stfu where’s your sense of whimsy boywives are the backbone of this society and im tired of this fucking slander

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reported sweetie i see you in public moderation logs be better next time

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i have a bad cold rn

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Apparently I can do this on phone.
I dunno how the hell any of you are getting past the ~250ms mark though.

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spoke more clearly and got this
unsurprising since i sound like how people imagine default english voice

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Where are you guys doing this

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Nigerian prince time.

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Apparently I also have the potential to go 100% Dutch. Which makes no sense to me because of the stupid way “normal Dutch citizens” pronounce ‘u’, but okay.

(In Dutch, all ‘u’ are pronounced as ‘ü’; like the ‘ue’ in ‘blue’. So every damn time a “normal Dutch” attempts to say ‘but’, what I hear is ‘büt’. Honestly, fuck the Dutch pronounciation.)

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my personal conspiracy theory is there are in fact people who can react in under 10 ms . I think olympic false start rules come from the idea that its simply impossible are STUPID why do we even TIME from a GUN GOING OFF STILL cant we like USE COMPUTERS to find EXACTLY WHEN THEY LEFT AND TIME IT THAT WAY?? IS THAT SO HARD??? But ohhhh nooooo that wouldnt be good for VIEWERSHIP WOULD IT?

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commitees behind most sports prioritise viewer retention over all else. Our sporting technology has improved rapidly over the last 40 years but because it gives such a boost over the prior athletes they refuse or at best drip feed it to keep a sense of familiarity. If they really cared they would, like the TRUE GREEK OLYMPICS, all compete naked. personally I am for this outcome.

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true…

on my very last day i have figured out how to access the school’s normal wifi

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slow reaction speeds

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engineer tf2

discord is still blocked on it

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lmaooo

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So sad no cure

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congratulations on… your very last day

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indeed

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