24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

yeah i do this too often

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I mean i dont lie to gain stuff or convince people of something, i lie bc its fun

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i don’t lie because thats super useful for getting people to instantly believe me

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you have any pronounce so i felt like changing it

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[Rhetoric - Godly: Failure] As soon as you were from your mother’s womb untimely rip’d, we reckon you came straight out of the gate with cutting socioeconomic analysis.

The doctors were scared. An ordinary baby is only supposed to have a rudimentary understanding of Mazovian principles, not a comprehensive understanding and unique analytical perspective upon the underpinnings of the ideologies of niche communard movements in Samara and the Seminine.

For the safety of capital, you were placed in a ten-thousand year time vortex, that the Full Communism manifest in your person be contained.

And the craziest thing about everything we just told you, Harry? All of it is not true.

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lying for gain is lame and gay anyways. i lie for harmless pleasure alone

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  • Lord Henry wotton dorian grey
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The thing is you can be known as a liar and people will STILL believe you. Like they fall for it EVERY time. I will say the most unbelieveable shit and stick with it and my hs friendgroup will just be like “really?”

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if i knew what this meant itd probably be really fucking funny

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Yeah

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i tend to spend time around vaguely intelligent people

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If you say it confidently enough people will buy it

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damn ok just hating on my friends?? Calling them stupid??

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and yet, you are here

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Ty for teaching me how to become an AI startup

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Mr. Startup is my farther, just call me Al

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Id consider sending them a ss of that but i dont wanna explain the whole situation

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real

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It’s the guy who convinces Dorian gray to do something that ends up putting all of his evil sims and his age and all that into a painting so that he’s eternally youthful and pure

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Jarvis

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