24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

AAAAAAAAA :sob::sob::sob:

WHY IS A NEW BULLY JOINING THE TEAM

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If anyone aint lying constantly about innocuous things for the fun of the sport than WE. ARENT. FRIENDS.

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Lmao

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i’m like mostly on your side kind of idk

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Does it count if I constantly hold myself back from saying what I actually want to say 95% of the time

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fr. some random person (think, like, The Dude Who Made "it’s raining tacos) is ALWAYS dead in this household

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i remember sending this to tutuu

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Ooooh

Ur the goat :heart:

I thought ur saying that im lying all the time but im not funny :sob::sob::sob:

this goes so hars

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in FoL civilization, you either bully tutuu or do the 1 block vertical jump to make a post praising her

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no :sob: i’m not capable of being that mean like 99.5%of the time

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hey boyfriend did you hear [insert random small celebrity or person we only both vaguely know] [died/came out as gay/got arrested]?

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every day every hour

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i love doing that shit that is unironically my lifeblood

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19984

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I constantly go through various ways I could lie to marginally improve my circumstances in a situation that could happen in the near future and then most of the time the situation doesn’t happen and when it does I never actually use any of those lies and go with the “truth” (as in what I initially wanted to say and came up with lies to not say)

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the last time i saw my partner i spent about 30 minutes trying to gaslight them about something and thry didnt believe me the entire time bc i do it too often

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Lmao nice

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Hahhqahahahahha

Her :flushed:

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My friends & I almost gaslight someone into thinking waterboarding was a sport

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