24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

I knew a girl who at like 12 would not allow anybody to see her without makeup on. Including her friends. She didn’t take it off at sleepovers. She woke up at 4AM every morning to do makeup. I promise your best friends don’t actually care if you’re not wearing makeup in the dark at a sleepover…

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no

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aw

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Obviously I’m probably to the other direction and I fail to please people even when the costs of not doing so are high. But most people aren’t this way. So I get to act like they’re stupid

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in anyways

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no

you will get sniped by ICBMs launched from beyond your vision that are plotted to strike from above to dodge your PD

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ban evasion

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bitches evasion?

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not intentionally

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was it in the shape of a star

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i just realized that i typo’d the fucking signup title

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LMAO

she will be shocked when she finds out most men prefer women with minimal makeup and half the time they don’t even notice it to begin with

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real

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Circle

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I have a ! on my leg

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i dont think its that bad. there are so much more immoral / bad paths you can be on then “i wanna work out to get girls”, i think

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“i want to look presentable so i can get a good girlfriend” is fine

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hi atlas

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hey you

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