24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

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#9806

i’d look for anything from the library of jurgen leitner personally

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#9807

Hi

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#9808

imprisonment

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#9809

REAL

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#9810

hi gay loser ily

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#9811

FUCK JURGEN LEITNER

#9812

imprisonment. i love how if i sleep before 12am i wake up at some stupid time like 2am

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#9813

hello :3… gay loserism?

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#9814

good movie

but no

but god i wish

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#9815

jeez. i don’t know why you’re so rowdy about the guy.

ATLAS IS EXECUTED AND DIES

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#9816

i sure do love stories about isolation and dread

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#9817

jurassic park

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#9818

i just had to make small talk at a bus stop while half death and i fucked it so definitely loserism

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#9819

sounds gay

#9820

adding to the list ty

#9821

literally my life ong

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#9822

what’d he do

#9823

my life has changed because i read ong as on god instead of a misspelling of omg resulting in oh ny god

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#9824

i’m gonna be real i dunno. i think he just tried to collect a library of anomalous knowledge without any idea of what he was doing and ended up inadvertently causing a lot of problems in the process

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#9825
nsfw + very mild spoilers for magnus archives

JURGEN LEITNER?
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive
i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it
where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone
everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

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