hahaha you took it out
you’re so silly 
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may’s brain is very quirky. very interesting. fun to spectate
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I created it. I had no paper matching the description so I crumbled it and put water on it.
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i need a comb
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YOU DID THAT JUST FOR THE BIT BWAHAHAHAHHAHAH
ohhh my goooood mayy wtfffff
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There was a crumbled paper but it wasn’t wet and it had less interesting text on it.
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i thought this post was talking about pep guardiola and like. yeah.
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this guy isnt hot
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He looks like he’s going to announce on linkedin that he’s strating a new position as Inmate for 6.5 years on account of the financial fruad
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my search history will now forever be marked by “famous attractive men”
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The same way Tutuu’s is marked by “hades 2 woman abs”.
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did you make sure to post this so tutuu couldnt do to you what you did to him
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I posted it because the intended joke mechanism was to read the post I made and get the reference to the linkedin post but I realised most people will not have seen the linkedin post
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im trying to find an image to reply to this with so i dont look like an asshole but all the ones i have are these
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If I were stealing I wouldn’t have included “for 6.5 years” - it’s a specific detail that doesn’t add to the joke except as it clarifies the exact reference
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Hey Atlas I’m reading a proof that requires zero not be considered a postiive number. How do you feel about this
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as to flanderize myself i’m gonna say im used to everybody else being wrong
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Self-flanderisation is what we’re all about here on Fortress of Lies
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