you are real for this
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every ad for medication in the US is like this
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botc
There is no argument
He IS John Salem
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contact your doctor if you see a rotting lantern in the uttermost nadir of your restless dreams, as this could be a symptom of The End.
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john salem 2
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i think a key John Aspect is that they have to have a somewhat indistinct power set
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THEY CALL HIM THE WHAT
like they have to clearly have skills but it has to be either elaborate or vague enough that they can generally just Do Things
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the key to johns for me is that you can refer to the character as ‘the [insert media name here] guy’ and people will know what you mean
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that’s why the being in marketing material part is important to me
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yeah i agree but i think John Bloodborne, for example, would be less distinctly John if they had a strongly defined powerset, instead of being heavily customisable
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like that’s the dark souls guy
or more accurately John Dark Souls, not to be confused with John Dark Soul
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tbh i think when people hear “the baldur’s gate 3 guy” they usually think of astarion but
Hate that America’s primary export is all of our dumbest shit.
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proud exporter of American tv commercials Ishmael