i swear there’s an explanation
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when you said you were gonna post it i didn’t realise it was gonna be screenshotted girl posted EVIDENCE
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gazebo
listen this game has been fun but i’ve been losing my mind over the skin medication they’ve been advertising
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british person experience the marketing of USA cable
requirements to be the John of your particular fiction:
- the guy you play as or the character you make in the game (in the case of many playable characters)
- we must be able to see the character
important factors of being a john:
- little to no voice lines
- used in marketing material
- personality isn’t played very strongly
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example:
john half life
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you have to understand that i am like a deep-dwelling fish. i am not designed for lower pressure
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outside of the particular psychic environment of painfully british shit, my mental fortitude falls and I start talking like a madwoman
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we’re alk going insane here
john baldurs gate
we’re all mad here
kisqali
other johns:
john dark souls
john persona (all persona protags other than Joker)
john pokemon (red. yes he has no dialogue in the series)
john halo
john slayer
john duty (not the guy on the black ops cover that’s black ops guy)
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anyway. guzzle Toframzyl. your skin, and only your skin, will be able to see God. your spleen will die
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i support John representation in fiction
we need more Johns
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there is a psychonauts character like this
I spent like 2 hours thinking about john characters today it’s important to me
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holy shit john half life 2: Episode 1
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hi! do you want to live forever? if you drink five fluid ounces of Koziyntopostramyj, you will bleed a substance that has never existed before in the history of the universe from every apeture of your pathetic body.
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