24680th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

anyways

fuck now i actually want to write that

i will store it in the archive of ideas

ok good night

? Wat

Last year ?

This is me if you even care

GO YANKEES WOOOO

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i need the dodgers to lose. Please new york, send your best this time

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switching back to yankees marissa for the course of the ws. sorry guys

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@may id fuck u up 1v1 basketball dont let anyone tell you otherwise. We’re settling this on the court. Like it’s the climax of a sports movie that poorly attempts to comment on racism’s perils.

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if you didnt win it would be an embarrasment

maybe calm down the bravado that’s like lebron dunking on a coughing baby and going ‘‘whooo i still got it didnt u see this bronny’’

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arent u like 6 foot something u would probably beat everyone here

tutuu is the only who i know is also tall but he would lose on purpose because hes not only a simp but would also tire after 10 minutes of play

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thats why hes the goat

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22 is going down. I box him out for one rebound and he goes “UWEHHH??!! >.<” and explodes into a cloud of glitter and asbestos

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only thing im good at is pushing people around and driving backwards but it doesnt work well if my opponent have like 10 centimeters on me or if theres any semblance of fouls

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if no ones nose is bleeding then its a bad game u didnt give it your all

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real

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