ishmael with prep is like batman with prep
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hello
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Who would win. A coughing baby or a nuclear warhead
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in war, everyone loses 
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Youâre just assuming you wonât be hunted down like a dog in the early game. Any team thatâs gold or higher just devours Youbies early so theyâre useless unless they donât know how to end the game with a lead.
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okay so youbie can beat the atlanta falcons, got it
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getting hunted down early game IS NOT a problem. im down to feed a bit bc that shit happens and Youbie isnât great in the laning phase but like past that ik how to farm and when to avoid team fights (bc theyâre gonna be losses)
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ive gone 8-1 in my ranked games so far im schmoovin
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ive not bothered to play ranked because im waiting for people to get their ranks first so i donât get stomped for only having 46h
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i fucking hate cars
one thing breaks and suddenly youâre elbow deep in the engine trying to yank out the alternator from every available angle
thank god for the invention of soap i didnât have any gloves on hand
r/the_darnold is peak
i realized this morning that mets lost their game and was sad
and then i realized three hours ago they canât make ws anymore
and then i realized i couldnât name three of their players (i got stuck after alonso and iglesias) after my quiz bowl teammate tried to roast me for âfollowingâ sports (usually they try to catch me online where i j google the answers cuz itâs online and easy to fake)
and then i realized that iâm rooting for a team that i know nothing about except that my family and friends supports them
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if I fought anyone here I would use the tiger drop, a counter which negates all damage
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I was just going for generic MOBA. Idk anything about deadlock
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