Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

@Magnus

magnus (mod)

beat u to it chloe

i was decidedly NOT expecting it that fast

i was expecting it faster. this site really needs to get their shit together

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magnus has grown too strong

they tried to warn us

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we didn’t listen

This site is a story and my ascent was foreshadowed in the second act.

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i hope that your mod decisions are just as demon influenced as your decisions in FAM3

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The new demons are the fellow moderators.

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mod chat: “so, a new player just referenced an ongoing game in their first ever game on FoL, what should we say to them?”

the evil demon in Magnus’s role PM: PERMABAN PERMABAN PERMABAN PERMABAN PERMABAN

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we’re all going to die

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Come on, I’m cool.

I stayed up too late playing mahjong at blackjack night and forgot to rescind my mod application

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Luckily when you “don’t respond to something” it gets rescinded automatically which is a cool feature of society

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I submitted a totally blank application and got the job.

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i actually briefly considered submitting an application for the bit before realizing that it would probably be ill-advised for many reasons

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I like moderating things and I was like Surely I will have time and energy to this and I was just hit by exhaustion beam exhaustion beam exhaustion beam

Like I had the physical time to do it and probably could have prioritised an application above other things but I think finding an application time-energy-consuming enough is a good sign that one should not take on additional responsibilies. I told you all to kill me if I ever tried to becom ea FoL mod for this reason

You did not listen