30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

wargames have been played since the 18th century

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if that gives you a hint

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the stupid person doesn’t learn from their mistakes (litten)
the average person learns from their own mistakes (atlas)
the smart person learns from other’s mistakes (lol)

the only donuts i eat are from lidl and they are like 60 cents each

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chess is a wargame right
i played chess a bit when i was in the military
i was dogshit at it but so was everyone else except the few people who were obviously good but no one played with them

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its a “”“wargame”""

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if beating eachother with sticks counts as a wargame i did that too

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I’m not reading all of that if you want to write a book go to book thread

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chess is an allegory for transfem beauty (all weak pawns want to become queens)

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wait oh my

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i just remembered annoying orange existed right

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i have a new one for orangeandblack5

sweet

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i would play but having me on a team is like having a pidgeon recite the bible for you
doesn’t work

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hmm i wonder if people would want to play a game like that one misc where you submitted abilities but you make a simple group turn based rpg character and fight npcs

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co-op? sure could be fun too

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how do u get the enemy stats and abilities? dm makes them up?

yeah ill post an example character

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yeah

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i would do a dnd if not only for the minor inconvenience that everyone is american and the one time my friend group did one i didnt feel like it

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i played pathfinder 3.5e on discord once with 2 other people. 1 dipped, the other played so-so. so it was mostly me and the dm playing. i had fun fighting. i was an orc fighter. i grappled the final boss and made him stand on a square that was lit on fire so he took the extra burn damage

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