meant this in mtg terms but that works too
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I kinda figured based on who was in pings but mtg is super gay and sucks megaballs so I made it about forum mafia
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fuckass yurkin lookin pfp
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i be yurkin my shit somemtimes canteven lie
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10:50 PM demons coming out
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girl that is too early for the demons you gotta ward them off until at least midnight
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nah its good it’s done now. the demons only come out at exactly 10:50 pm pacific
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it’s not as bad as it usually is. They made me say only one abominable cookie thread post, and added this guy to my presentation
i cannot delete him but he seems harmless for now
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public state school business colleges are literally life on easy mode. stem majors are sobbing and seething over stupid shit like the “Theta/Delta Quotient Theorem”, whereas I get to write extremely vague shit about graphs and sales trends and get a 97%
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I will make $40,000 less than them upon graduation but I am also not immediately getting laid off after having spent the past 16 months looking for a job.
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chatgpt cant even write vague shit about graphs. It always tries to hard to be detailed, to sound like it knows what it’s saying. AI cannot capture collegiate underperformance and will never produce a statement such as “Sales targets are being consistently hit, which is like, probably a good sign for future growth or something along those lines”
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all kills are strongman and ninja
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you make the 40k up in gambling truss
you got God on your side or smth with the gambling. I’d lose it all in a heartbeat lol
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Also, that’s insulting language to the finance community. We don’t call it gambling, we call it high-risk trading
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oh so when i bet a grand on a +10k parlay it’s irresponsible and gambling but when yall leverage 1000x its just high risk i see i see
double standards smh
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become catholic your win rate will go up
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note: i don’t actually gamble that much money i just toss 10 bucks on mnf every now and again