Now you’re speaking my language.
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this world series matchup is so good for baseball bro i swear it’ll be interesting bro the yankees totally won’t shit the bed in the playoffs for the 15th year in a row
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in a bit of despair knowing this is probably the worst dodgers team we’ll see within the next 10 years barring the swift implementation of a salary cap
silver lining is maybe if the dodgers win enough championships enough of the rest of the league will push for a salary cap that it’ll actually happen
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i get that the no politics rule definitely has its reasons (#I REMEMBER EEBY DEEBY) but man I feel like I have funny sardonic posts that could totally kill it here otherwise.
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if i had to pick cap or floor id def go for a floor
unless you’d just promoted your whole line up from AAA ball p much you should not be spending sub 100m
on payroll
in business you want to sound like chat gpt Because they wont listen to you either way so you might as well sound smart saying it
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notice how i say this like its fact when I am straight up bullshitting. this is how you know I know what im doing
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the marlins trading their players every year for the salary floor loophole
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don’t they do that anyways
i cant believe you got to my popesona before i did btw im pissed
yeah but they’d be even more flagrant about it
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over the past month-ish I’ve fallen into a deep, dark pit of weird election data analysis nerds trying desparately to predict the election. Obviously nobody can do that, it seems close, but it’s been hilarious watching weird little factions form over meaningless words. Political astrologist allan lichtman has a really weirdly devoted semi-ironic fanbase, calling themselves things like 13-keys-chads. People will post random graphs of the happenings of nevada’s early vote, telling themselves it means something. One person will say it’s bad for the democrats, to which someone else responds with a DIFFERENT graph and says something like “Ballot Return Temporal Depolarization is real, idiot” as some kind of guaruntee that actually the democrats are clearly winning Nevada
I don’t even… okay I don’t even really care that much. But I can’t stop myself from observing these weird nerds, who simultaneously project PhD levels of data analytics while flipping their shit over a poll well within the margin of error of their preferred results. It’s so funny.
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oh
oh no
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orange what was the total amount of action texts we got while playing os lol
election fuck i can’t keep eyes open
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the 49ers and jets have played each other on every election year since 2004. every time the jets win, the republican candidate wins, and every time the 9ers win, the democratic candidate wins. the 9ers won this year. life savings on harris
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the 2016 game went into overtime, as if to signal that even the football gods didn’t really like either candidate
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dialed in
5m going on harris rn
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I would never do it, but honestly if you’re truly a gambling woman I’d put a decent bit down on harris odds on all the betting sites. she’s been down to like 30/70 on what is transparently a 50/50 election lol
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i mean i’ve been genuinely tempted
green goblin mask ass ads on twitter have been being shown to me
do i run the
GOP House
Dem Senate
Dem President
parlay
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