30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

holy shit thats the highest rarity

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no I just keep a binder of old cards and look at them and smile instead

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Green and white i dress horse on my chest good to be lithuanian
2nd place going strong, buzzer beater win

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By the lords, of course! Poison!
And not just any poison; a poison that one can only activate by talking! If I were to add a X00 cooldown and an Y-Shot on top this
 Yes, yes! This can work! I am a genius! A role that encourages the user to encourage everyone to talk! By setting the poison to 7%, I can at least encourage players to make at least a thousand posts in my game!

Now, if only I can make the final role


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Maybe I should make an infiltrator role for real. lol

(Nah. As much as I want to defeat Vulgard, that role simply wouldn’t synergize with the other roles.)

Okay
 What if I make it a Neutral then?

(That
 is an option, I suppose. However, how do you plan to balance it– Wait. No way.)

Yep! You got it! “How to tell someone they are a Survivor without telling them they are a Survivor.” We can still apply this role to the neutral.

(Ugh. Hang on. Suppose I agree to go along with this ridiculous idea. This would still be a Neutral. It wouldn’t solve the issue of the final role.)

Geh. Can’t we just throw in some mid-role like a Backup?

(No. I won’t let you. That role has become too generic for me.)

Tsk! Fine, gimme a couple minutes. I’ll come up with some other ingenious idea.

watching a group of 4 friends play a video game and i get so mad when somebody makes an extremely inoptimal move that i have to stop watching

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I already needed 200 more dollars for rent, and now my professor says I need to spend 120 on new things we need for class.

Hmm I hate financial stress, not exactly sure what I plan on doing wowee

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Okay, I got the setup ready. It’s not 100% synergized, but it’s an okay-ish setup as a whole.

Now if only I can add more filler roles


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lmfaooo

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school moment right there 100%

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i have the song in my assorted playlist lol

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who doesn’t

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I dont but the song is iconic

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@benguinedparbecue judge remembered he’s one of the best sluggers in the league

the greatest dave roberts choke yet is afoot

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there is only one manager capable of blowing a 3-0 lead in the world series

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good news because im now a defacto dynamo main the main bebop build does next to nothing on me

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Im good

I think up the beanstalk/caretaker’s talent/overlords/leyline binding etc. have made me loathe enchantments in general

Atp I would feel weird playing an enchantment deck considering how enchantment hate i put in my sideboards against it