30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

General
#121

nah i mostly wanna gush about my girlfriend honestly but that’s a weird thing to talk about

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#122

i love gushing about people i love!!! (even if they’re not in a romantic way)

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#123

yup sorry i just processed this

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#124

is it Ici Gush About “In A Sock” Hour

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#125

the fact that nora kept that nickname is really funny becasuse the original sex joke doesn’t make sense any more

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#126

Of course its a sex joke

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#127

originally the joke was that i was Two Rats, and she was In A Sock, because of the Ichiro Suzuki quote that Cincinatti is “Hotter than two rats fucking in a sock”

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#128

yeah she rules so much

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#129

beautiful angel
pulled apart at birth
limbless and helpless
I can’t even recognize you

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#130

she’s confident but not arrogant, absurdly kind, witty as hell, I just wanna hold her close to me and live life together with her,

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#131

okay actually I lied I haven’t ever really done it but

#132

lmao

#133

they’re so cute together

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#134

her kind words and patience have uh. legitimately saved my life more than once. and even saying that understates how important she is to me.

i live for myself, so i can live for her.

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#135

that’s love. mutual support, building a world that’s better. understanding, companionship, and stunning beauty and cuteness.

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#136

cough anyway now back to my sardonic dandy persona

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#137

i think you and her should do one of those wombo combo boss execution moves on me it would be epic

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#138

i have genuinely considered what our Combined Finishing Move would be like,

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#139

the one i last saw and i thought was cool was from the first season of demon slayer

(spoilers)

Summary

the guy is trying to cut the demon’s head with his sword but it cant cut through and then his sister uses a demon art to make the blood on it explode which lets him cut off the head in a flourish

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#140

i think one of life’s most vile conditions is that in actual combat it’s “bad” to shout the names of your Signature Moves before you use them, followed by a dramatic quote and an acrobatic sequence of nonsensical attacks

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