30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

  1. i wiped the counter instead of the yogurt jug when i spilt the yogurt on the jug, then looked around confused until i figured out what to do

  2. i ate half the yogurt and was wondering why it tasted so weird before realizing i didnt put honey in it

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like i’m not against Gun but why bother if it’s just about shooting the other guy instead of shouting “DELUGE OF PALE ASH - SCATTER*” before doing a backflip riccochet trickshot

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violence is always bad but it could at least stand to be cool and bad instead of lame as shit and bad

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not to think about limbus company again but i’m thinking about how solemn lament yi sang reloads his guns by fucking. doing a spinning trick with them.

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bruh they tried to shoot trump AGAIN

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whaaat lmao

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society

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i logged in to post about how delicious this pork was i just ate it was incredibly fatty and tender and i adored it but no time to talk about meat time to read about trump

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for fuck’s sake stop trying we don’t need him to get a boost in the polls

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guns are 80% of the reason im afraid of emigrating to america (5% price of living and 15% car culture)

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you’d think after last time Nagito would have gotten really lucky this time but

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bwahahahha

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swifties strike fast

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IS THE RETWEET FUNCTION CALLED RETRUTH

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it’s a very serious social media site don’t you know

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oooohhhh
the reason for my mood was because of my blood pressure medicine dropping

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