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i wiped the counter instead of the yogurt jug when i spilt the yogurt on the jug, then looked around confused until i figured out what to do
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i ate half the yogurt and was wondering why it tasted so weird before realizing i didnt put honey in it
like i’m not against Gun but why bother if it’s just about shooting the other guy instead of shouting “DELUGE OF PALE ASH - SCATTER*” before doing a backflip riccochet trickshot
violence is always bad but it could at least stand to be cool and bad instead of lame as shit and bad
not to think about limbus company again but i’m thinking about how solemn lament yi sang reloads his guns by fucking. doing a spinning trick with them.
bruh they tried to shoot trump AGAIN
whaaat lmao
society
i logged in to post about how delicious this pork was i just ate it was incredibly fatty and tender and i adored it but no time to talk about meat time to read about trump
for fuck’s sake stop trying we don’t need him to get a boost in the polls
guns are 80% of the reason im afraid of emigrating to america (5% price of living and 15% car culture)
you’d think after last time Nagito would have gotten really lucky this time but
bwahahahha
IS THE RETWEET FUNCTION CALLED RETRUTH
it’s a very serious social media site don’t you know
oooohhhh
the reason for my mood was because of my blood pressure medicine dropping