30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7))

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#14788

im like at Least 6 you go for 2

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#14789

oh. well when u say baby i think literal baby. not toddler

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#14790

i mean baby as in Just a little guy. i have birds. theyre babies. this is because theyre small and stupid

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#14791

i love them very much

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#14792

aww lilith wants to be small and stupid too? :blush:

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#14793

yeah i generally try and live to be that. i hate unknowns so i used to suck with willful ignorance but it’s something ive gotten better at

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#14794

Just got pulled over by cops and I swear I was the most suspicious guy they ever seen

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#14795

I had blue sfuff in my mouth because either ice cream that morning or birthday cake kit katt and I was like “Huh, it was probably the ice cream because it had blue in it but it doesn’t really make sense” so I stood there for like five seconds trying to think of what else I ate and couldn’t remember the kitt Kat

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#14796

It didn’t make sense because ice cream doesn’t last five hours or plus

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#14797

They kept asking me the same questions over and over probably to see if I changed my answers

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#14798

It was clear I was just a tired kitten and they told me to not drive while tired

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#14799

They did a sober test where I would walk with feet in front of me counting and so I did it and started to count in my head so they told me to do it outloud so I just started on what I was counting which probably helped???

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#14800

Also I lied to the cops about sleeping because I didn’t know whether it was illegal to drive a car with having slept four hours in 3 days or whatever

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#14801

Anyway Thursday I don’t drive and I sleep!

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#14802

I’m free

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#14803

The best time to come out as trans to your family is during the prelude to a hurricane/as the hurricane begins to hit you, right?

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#14804

Yeah

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#14805

no time like the present

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#14806

Absolutely

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#14807
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