Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

[Silviu200530]

[JakeTheWolfie]

Bee’s Churger

[Arete]

happy Goat Willow day

[May]

I used to go by Willow, and I’m the GOAT. Easy day

[Arete]

random cool thing I saw online of the day:

[Atlas]

Summary

@Atlas

btw tro
a lot of people came here to a similar reason you all did
so seducing a bunch of people with nothing left isnt gonna go well

@Trochilidae

what
in my experience that’s when seduction works most often
as in
there’s nothing left to care about, no future on the horizon, why not get into an ultimately meaningless infatuation?

@Atlas

its like if you gave ted bundy a chocolate basket

@Trochilidae

maybe he liked chocolate

@Atlas

he would still stab you

@Trochilidae

didn’t he like to stab women

@Atlas

did he?

@Atlas

i don’t study serial killers

@Trochilidae

i’m pretty sure most of his victims were girls

@Atlas

oh
you lucky bastard

@Atlas

why is it everytime i think your seduction will kill you you get away with it

@Trochilidae

i’m that seductive

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@Atlas

why do i get the overwhelming presence i am about to be stabbed

@Magnus

Don’t process the attack.

@Atlas

it feels like someone seduced a serial killer whos coming to stab me

@Litten

the serial killer attacks
@discobot roll 1d100

@discobot

18

@Litten

RIP ATLAS

@Trochilidae

nice

@Atlas

i hate seduction powers so much

“ted bunny”

[JakeTheWolfie]

jan @May o

Big Man’s solo in the splatfest is great over the jukebox

[Arete]

Happy Spade Day

[May]

Homestuck

[beancat]

[orangeandblack5]

Get out

[May]

I am immune to consequences

[orangeandblack5]

I’ll care about you once you’ve won a game

[Silviu200530]

Meanie

[Litten]

orange is a tsundere

[beancat]

[Italy]

get out of my head

[Italy]

i don’t want to think about the overcomplicated zodiac game of pool anymore

[May]

Most people rejected His message. They hated May because He told the truth.

[JakeTheWolfie]

May does not deal in truth and justice. His object of fascination are lies.