6150th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

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#1563

I liked how I got eight likes for basicallt free

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#1564

I’m a farm for likes and people are farmers. Being a farm wouldn’t be so bad if only I got touched by some hoes, which I sadly don’t.

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#1565

I feel no pity for people who don’t try

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#1566

my dms are always open :blush:

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#1567

i think you mean ploughed by some hoes

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#1568

hm it’s probably not a coincidence that those two slang words are both farming related

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#1569

yeah I’m just using my hoe dad to plough the farm

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#1570

Wait Maple … you are a cat girl… AND a forum mafia player? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady… heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ohhhh my gooooodd~

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#1571

I dont roll that way thats your taste

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#1572

Wait until you think of the third one

#1573

wait what’s the third one

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#1574

pretty progressive too because the hoes do the plowing

5 Likes
#1575

nvm they’re closed now

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#1576

biden’s america

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#1577

I think successful literally anyone on this earth wooing strategies involve:

  • never posting anything like this ever

Could somebody relay this information to tutuu?

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#1578

how did the chargers win lmao

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#1579

Thats not as iconic though

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#1580

I posted this as a comment to an ASMR roleplay video of one of my woman friends. She laughed for 5 minutes. She liked it. Well she asked me to delete it too but she also laughed

#1581

the bengals bungled it

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#1582

they were having a chokeoff

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