I dmd u
“if”man match off
this was the hypothetical super bowl
Successful strategies to woo benguined porcupine:
- don’t be easy
- make it so it takes a while to get to know you
- require lots of his attention
- demand that he writes about you all the time
- be a constantly evolving puzzle that never truly gets solved
- be a mathematical theorem because benguined is a beaver nerd with huge front teeth wearing gigantic harry potter glasses and bow tie and dressed like young sheldon copper and his love language isnt pretty girls or buff guys. Mathematics is.
did you have to bring that one back
stand by that the succesful strategty to wooing anyone is being normal which seems counter to anything tutuu has ever posted ever
yea
like you can do that one thing that you randomly learn that they really like but that’s about it
me when people just being themselves
how do you woo me
Unsure why but for whatever reason my mind has randomly thought of this post atlas made a while ago
what world do we live in that the sacred rubber tree isn’t iconic
i think tutuu should tell people how to woo me so i can tell him that he’s wrong regardless of whether or not he is
Cant, youre uninterested in a relationship
At best, to pique your interest, maybe talk in a macabre tone, be mysterious, and be available to play the variety of games you like to play
Just be nice to you and love you
fuck
willow got played
Or willow
Do you still go by Eliza
yea but prefer willow