6150th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

I dmd u

“if”man match off

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this was the hypothetical super bowl

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Successful strategies to woo benguined porcupine:

  • don’t be easy
  • make it so it takes a while to get to know you
  • require lots of his attention
  • demand that he writes about you all the time
  • be a constantly evolving puzzle that never truly gets solved
  • be a mathematical theorem because benguined is a beaver nerd with huge front teeth wearing gigantic harry potter glasses and bow tie and dressed like young sheldon copper and his love language isnt pretty girls or buff guys. Mathematics is.
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did you have to bring that one back

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stand by that the succesful strategty to wooing anyone is being normal which seems counter to anything tutuu has ever posted ever

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yea

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like you can do that one thing that you randomly learn that they really like but that’s about it

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me when people just being themselves

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how do you woo me

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Unsure why but for whatever reason my mind has randomly thought of this post atlas made a while ago

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what world do we live in that the sacred rubber tree isn’t iconic

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i think tutuu should tell people how to woo me so i can tell him that he’s wrong regardless of whether or not he is

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Cant, youre uninterested in a relationship

At best, to pique your interest, maybe talk in a macabre tone, be mysterious, and be available to play the variety of games you like to play

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Just be nice to you and love you

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fuck

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willow got played

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Or willow

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Do you still go by Eliza

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yea but prefer willow

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