Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

i lied i havent

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ive jumped down a couple of tax brackets since covid thanks to this awesome thing called my unemployed father spending hundreds a month on alcohol. which sucks for a number of reasons but atleast means i can be in a cooler part of the fol income tierlist.

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:skull:

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FUCK i shouldve used the “as a child” modifier

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my dad works at border police, he specializes in forged documents

i helped him interrogate illegal immigrants once, i was the only one in their whole department who could speak english

my mom works as a system administrator in the court

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oh i have

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this is important because it paints a more accurate picture overall. this is also important as I have moved up tax brackets since my childhood

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as a child both of them were teachers

ive probably talked about it in nerdcord

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bro does not know what its like to have more savings than ur parents

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politcal leaning is left as an exercise for the reader

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also who the fuck is trying to illegally immigrate to bulgaria bruh

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turning people away from bulgaria sounds like a mercy

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I’ve been editing my mom’s work emails for grammar since I was a kid

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nobody. they pass through here to reach the west

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me when tutuus dad tells me i cant go to bulgaria

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i honestly might have more? idk how my moms emergency fund is doing. nor am i quite sure what the emergency fund is for I think my mom just hoards money like i do

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truuuu

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dumbass theres no political leaning here its literally the word

actually no i just translated it

refugee?

maybe the word is refugee

but like. without documents

illegal refugees?

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my mom is a nurse she has job SECURED

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