Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

wait you were joking im slow

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tutuu getting bold just because silviu isn’t here to contradict them anymore

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dw im cooking up a post calling tutuu racist

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its ok ur not slow ur just bulgarian

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“illegal refugee” mfers when less refugees (cost of labor explodes) ((uk moment))

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if u were a superior central europe romanian chad u might get it but i never expected you to

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cost of labor went from one bag of corn to two in bulgaria after tutuu shouted at some random guy

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is this how you jumped the tax bracket lilith?

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GWAH

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Wtf

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seems like they’re around 1.5 times about gay rights than you are

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idk about Europeans, but among American leftists if you’re trying to be polite about an immigrant or refugee not having documents or official permission you would usually say “undocumented” rather than “illegal”

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Marriage equality is good for gay rights or whatever, but it also helps a lot of lesbians get into terrible marriages when theyre like 20, so who’s to say if it’s good or not,

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May how many lesbians who got into terrible marriages when they were twenty do you know

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when i was a kid my mom was taking care of me and my sisters and my dad wasnt very well. my mom went to uni eventually and became a nurse and then we had income. we also finally got a car around then. 3 doors, was free, but a car nonetheless. which was important as i live in the middle of fucking nowhere getting food or going to see a doctor was hard

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I can definitely think of at least one

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in two years, she’ll know one alot of times

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may when we get divorced will i be getting much. just to clarify. ive established my family income is generally pretty low do you have likee a fund or anything that pays out when youre 25 or are you going to inherit anything important. just to clarify

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My grandfather has like three hundred dollars in his bank account for the time being?

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