8558th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

2 Likes

Uh oh.

3 Likes

My question’s just…why?
IPOs are for acquiring money to do something, so I need to read up on what Discord intends to do with the capital it raises.

1 Like

The other possibility is that the people in charge want to leave through either an acquisition or just straight-up cashing out their equity, but I’d like to believe that Discord will survive a bit longer.

1 Like

probably to not go bankrupt, lol

can’t be cheap and most users are free

4 Likes

nvm apparently nitro subscriptions are enough to make money, based on a quick google search

i agree IPO would be megabad for users most likely

5 Likes

I’m kinda leaning towards the idea that their initial funders - I imagine VCs of some sort, need to do research to find which ones - want to exit and want the additional liquidity from an IPO to do so.

1 Like

5 Likes

this bonus weekday marissa post was brought to you by our Marissa+ subscribers

7 Likes

ITS AN AFFINITY

5 Likes

you cant be liking this ash

3 Likes

E17. The Boneturner’s Tale. Something about a book turning people crazy. Deep lore is hidden as always, but I can’t seem to put them together, or let alone remember. Michael Crew, E4 Pageturner. Lukas family and complaints from E13 Alone. The world is so intricate… which is why it’s all the more sad that I won’t remember them.

4 Likes

E18. The Man Upstairs. Man lives in flat. Hears someone banging something with nail and hammer upstairs for an hour. Banging sounds move. Upstair dude sounds like a cultist. Demon related to eyes. Meat came out of nowhere. Chat is worried about Martin.

2 Likes

This is by far the funniest sketch I’ve seen

2 Likes

Every comment is talking about Jack (a side characrers in this sketch)

1 Like

I love you Litten :heart:

2 Likes

You’re wonderful

1 Like
mildly political

This image tilted me a bit. That’s not how you spell Ukrainians :person_facepalming:

I see this misspelling so often

4 Likes

Obviously it must rain in Ukrain

2 Likes

silviu

3 Likes