reminds me of someone who fell into a coma
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THIS IS LITERALLY SOMETHING I DREAMT ABOUT ASWELL
BUT NOT ELIZA
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Except the last part.
My dream was Arete doing an condolenciatory announcement on a person and it was really dim.
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it was me :3
jokes on u. i dont plan on dying just yet. i have too many fol users to bully
your mom
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I heard this in real life yesterday nya nya nya
thank you tutuu for enlarging my vocabulary 
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ur welcome smol sweetheart ^-^
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i was just in a google meeting with a guy iām doing online internship with, affiliated with my uni
he assigned us to teams to do a project for us to get graded
he turned to two of the guys and said āiām assigning you this lady, the only lady in the group. take good care of her and make sure she works. and by that i dont mean just ābring coffeeā, but actual work. i will make sure that everyone has put in effortā
(he said that just because shes a girl)
i died of embarassment i had to bite my finger like may. god that was painful to hear 
this isnāt funny if you donāt say who the philosopher is, without context it could just be like āoh heās named after John Stuart Millā or something which is a totally reasonable way to name your kid
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The prophesy
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Nvm I read the last part
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Iām actually pretty sure one of my old irl friends has an account here
Maybe that was old fol tho
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Nope I looked it up itās here
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This guy (@mawth) created an account because i told him about forum DR and how Alice briefly had one in the queue
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This is the same guy who was/is? Super homophobic and transphobic
Then he saw my name on forum and promptly said āno actually Iāve just been pretending to stay with my friend groupā
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Now he has me blocked on discord so idk if thatās actually true
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that would imply my parents areā¦ utilitarians 
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anyway for those of you who actually know my name (clearly some of you) itās the obvious funny answer
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we know a lot more about you than just your name 
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