Ad Vitam Aeternam (Roleplay) - 8

DING! A new post appears on the neighbourhood groupchat - it’s from Somerset Applewood.

“Of course it’s as I begin to start renovating one of my many, many properties on my portfolio that criminals begin to show up in the neighborhood. Please let me know if you ever manage to identify them. I’d love to finance a private prosecution. Also, just to let every one know, hi! I’m Somerset. I’m a massively flamboyant woman who has decided to take a new business venture with a nearby property - to switch things up, I had all of the windows tinted as if they were in the back of a car. Perfect for a vampire! If this experiment goes well I might be up for purchasing more properties in this neighborhood, so please consider to allow me as a preferential buyer if possible. Thank you all!”

The person being responded to, some man who had made a post about a missing wooden plank for a fence. He then responds to Somerset’s post with a long rant about insanity and the strange people these days, complete with a lot of swearing.

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“Mr Sarkal, I attempted to get in contact with your wife so I would have a less hotheaded response but I’m afraid she’s unavailable, possibly tending to your four children while you send profanity and threats to an incredibly successful businesswoman and landlord like myself - Somerset Applewood. Once again, if anyone has any idea who vandalised the neighbourhood’s fence, please do get in touch. Oh- and if you ever hear any loud banging, or people launching themselves coming in and out of windows from the house which I own and is currently under renevation, please do not be alarmed. It must just be the team of expert construction workers I’ve hired.”

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The man, apparently one Mr. Sarkal, chooses not to respond to this. You could probably assume it’s his wife telling him not to bother with ‘people like that’.

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Somerset sends a message to the house groupchat.

“Hey guys, if anyone is intending on going into the city I’m at the train station. Maybe we could save money and journey together?”

m done

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per month
in like 28 days

Eh… More or less now.

(I’m still at work btw)

(I’ll be off in about 4-1/2 hrs)

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(I’m back)

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Ding! A text in the home groupchat from Somerset.

“If you guys rush over to the train station you might catch the train! It’s about to leave for the Greater Oakland Area. Let me know asap if you intend to head over.”

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“what’s in the greater okland area?”
“*oakland”

“It’s completely useless! But I need to catch the train anyway to get to the city, so I thought I’d come along and have a look.”

“not my thing”
“but you do you”
“have fun!”

(Nephthys has since strutted from the train station to the front entrance.

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(Renata and Yan have left the house)

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And Somerset has left the train station. I wonder why those all happened in synchronization.

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Arius has left the house.

kkiinda busyysy sorry I’m dying

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good to go today