DING! A new post appears on the neighbourhood groupchat - it’s from Somerset Applewood.
“Of course it’s as I begin to start renovating one of my many, many properties on my portfolio that criminals begin to show up in the neighborhood. Please let me know if you ever manage to identify them. I’d love to finance a private prosecution. Also, just to let every one know, hi! I’m Somerset. I’m a massively flamboyant woman who has decided to take a new business venture with a nearby property - to switch things up, I had all of the windows tinted as if they were in the back of a car. Perfect for a vampire! If this experiment goes well I might be up for purchasing more properties in this neighborhood, so please consider to allow me as a preferential buyer if possible. Thank you all!”