Totally not ripping off Jake’s Discrimination based upon how tasty your username sounds.
Post in-thread to get my headcanon on how tall you are, I’ll update this as I go
6’4"
Zone - I associate them with the gas mask thing pfp too much and they’re like one of those lanky emo giants to me, maybe even taller idk
Katze - one of those psychological damagingly tall ones
6’3"
Geyde - either this or 5’3"
Pigeon - lanky af so climbs random things and is how they got their nickname
DatBird - the one with a clipboard walking around peering over ppls shoulders and checking their work
Marl - this feels like the sterotypical American Weeb 
height
6’2"
Kiiruma - 6’7" with the fursuit on
Magician - 6’5" with the top hat
6’1"
Vulgard - iirc an eastern european he/him i feel gives off the “tall but slouches a lot” vibes
Keldi - peak hipster vibes
Jakethewolfie - idk furries are pretty tall, bony as well probably
6’0"
Achromatic - used to be 6’2" but shrunk due to sitting too long playing mafia
lol - feels like they’d be like a normal human working like an office job irl
5’11"
Magnus - one of Magnus/May is kinda tall and the other is short af and I think Magnus fits the bill more of the tall one
Squirrel - PNW ppl are generally tall in my experience, probably slightly shorter due to robotics
[Squirrel: bro where are the tall vibes coming from I’m like 5’ 7"]
5’10"
Marshal - I’m fairly certain of this for no reason whatsoever, idk probably a bit not short if she’s putting up cat posters
[Marshal: I am 6’3 and offended tbh. You really think I am 5 inches shorter than pigeon? He is literally 8 years old]
Rajidae - would’ve said shorter had I not known this was appel, finnish ppl tall af
orangeandblack5 - guesstimating from the catboy pic
5’9"
Beancat - actual canon height
Silviu - tall short person or short tall person vibes
Eliza - def gives off the vibes of someone who’s consistently complaining that they’re both too short and too tall and that’s why they’re here with me
5’8"
Baker - has a hoodie on while in their gaming chair for some reason and their back’s gonna be screaming for medical attention in 3 years
CRichard - No you’re not
Leafia - tall and slender with glasses
5’7"
Arete - lanky tho so feels 3 inches taller than they actually are, I also kinda saw them on the champs stream
HazardousWaste - cute and fluffy and obsessed with oversized clothing but kinda too big for the normal XL to be adequately oversized
Italy - 
5’6"
Chloe - “gay healthcare person” has like one sterotype in my brain
Litten - my headcanon has litten and orange standing next to each other and giving off the vibes for the same height even though they’re like 6 inches in difference
5"5"
Youbutworse - “largest chihuahua” vibes
Daeron - smol scottish child
Nightingale - the paradoxical soft-spoken brazilian
Wazza - last i remember them is when they were like 13 so they’re still like very young and not fully grown to me
5’4"
Tutuu - claims to be 6’3" so probably insecure about their height, also feels like the short kid in the group that always talks
TodaysStory - See second half of tutuu, also iirc this person likes dragons and that usually means they’re mini
5’3"
May - See Magnus. I feel like the more I’ve seen you talk the more I’m likely to think you’re short
Ruby - canon height Ruby
5’2"
Arctic - resident short cis dude
5’1"
Sulit - canon height for REM and i think theyd actually fit, all lilys i know are tiny except like one who’s 6’2" and plays volleyball
5’
min - I mean the name kinda gives it away doesnt it
9"
Chupie - chupie
