Bean's Headcanon Heights

Mine’s right if I don’t stand up intentionally extremely straight to be as tall as possible like I do when I get my height measured

youre the reverse of me

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Oh i mean i got my own tier

Im 5’4 :wowee:

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It means youre Hazardwaste

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It’s sort of like the sun but only in June not in any other month

Womp womp

Hey uh. Why june exactly?

eh most people got their own tier

the list is still young

nobody yet in particular strikes as someone that requires detailing to the half inch yet

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Only in June

I have said the word evil 47 times today

Well my birthday is in june so thats uncanny

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It is 9am

there will be a 5’11.5" category for someone though im calling it

i’m alone in the 5’10 tier. I am insulted you think i am that short

I used to have a thing about people’s birth months falling into different colour palettes but then I remembered I was reinventing astrology. June is pink (#ff70bf), not yellow, in, like, the abstract, but the sun in June is one of the most yellow things out there

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aren’t you like still barely getting into college

you have to be THIS tall to get into college—

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A songbird is yellow and an acrylic painting is yellow

Well, I feel like this might be an interesting one with a decent difference.
Hit me Bean.

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Marissa is 6’3