Bean's Headcanon Heights

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#41

Don’t wear high heels

#42

this is known as cheating

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#43

It feels about right.

#44

beancat’s way of thinking is rly adorable - if a person talks a lot they are like a chihuahua in her head so they’re short. if they’re more silent they are a tall gentle giant

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#45

Hey if they’re gonna add 3 inches to my height I’m not complaining

#46

We love cheating here

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#47

What is arctic

#48

Cheating at mafia or in a competition to be clear

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#49

We could add another 5 if I lift you into the air and spin you around

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#50

4’11

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#51

Presence enabled!?
Do me!

#52

Wholesome sandyness

#53

We could add on height indefinitely if I hover ominously in the air

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#54

Mister dutchman, do you have average height?

#55

THANK YOU FOR THE CLARIFICATION

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#56

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No

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#57

at least 7’0

all dutch people are really tall

coz the short ones all drowned in the swamp they live in

#58

For a Dutch: Yes.
For an Indonesian: No, I’m tall.

#59

I’m going to make you go really high on a trampoline. It will feel like flying. 10 feet tall

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#60

I keep forgetting that however much the US census tells me that I’m above average height that it’s vastly incorrect