Bean's Headcanon Heights

depends on what you mean by “when i was born” tbf

i dont know what that sentence means but so real

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i was a gay baby but then i became straight

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i was born twice
once as a boy and once as a girl
the first one wasnt really me though

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i have served time in gay baby jail

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reformed by gay baby jail

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REFORMED?

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you went to gay baby jail

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FUCK

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double sniped
gottem

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i see… intesting

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

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(in less mystical terms, i have dissociation/memory issues)

so is asbestos

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so are zombies

omg twinning

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me when i have almost no memories before 10th grade :police_car:

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ykw that was meant to be a joycat but that works too :joy_cat:

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:police_car:

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irl police is my favorite mafia role

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