Bean's Headcanon Heights

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#661

silviu is also evil and is trying to convince people of that
its a nice name but i am still jaiden outside of the internet

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#662

Do I sound tall to you

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#663

you sound roughly 15 inches to me

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#664

lorge squorrel
like a pachi

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#665

That’s actually kinda tall depending on the squirrel

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#666

My pathological ketamine usage hasn’t dissolved my spine down to 5"5" just yet I’m afraid.

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#667

image

Dun dun dun

#668

I describe myself as “fully edible, including the bones. However, there is no nutritional value to be found.”

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#669

this is the nicest thing you could have said about me

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#670

i was born twice too
first as a girl
then as a BEING INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO MORTAL MAN. THE DEPTHS OF MY METAPHYSICAL ASPECTS CANNOT BE EXPLAINED IN ANY HUMAN TONGUE. I AM BEYOND CONCEPT. I HAVE ASCENDED TO THE ASTRAL IMPOSSIBILITIES.

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#671

twinning!!!

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#672

7784_2

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#673

Only reason i think thid is keldi’s coffee

#674

are we gonna do a reveal at the end to see how accurate beancat was or naur? :stuck_out_tongue:

#675

I have literally no idea how tall I am but this feels like a pretty likely-to-be-accurate guess

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#676

someone can make the OP a wiki and start listing down the actual heights peopel have claimed to be

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#677

I did the first half

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#678

I wrote down mine

#679

exactly 6’0"

#680

my what now