Next time don’t break the completely unfair and arbitrary rules
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Note: BY SENDING A CAT PICTURE YOU TRANSGER ALL RIGHTS OF THE PICTURE OVER TO NE. I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH THEM
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hey you didn’t tell me that
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you have conditional rights
this was not in our original contract
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cats have a hard time communicating sometimes. this applies retroactively
no but they may get a honorary mention
i request that you ask before you use anything since these are my photos and copyrighted
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Okay I’ll ask you when the time comes
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I hope I win and/or litten uses my pictures for nefarious purposes
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companion piece to the classic printercat photo (I read the instructions and am deliberately ignoring them)
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DISQUALIFED
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5 minutes!
In case you didn’t figure it out yet, This whole cat competition was a nefarious lie meant to accomplish two main objectives. But before I discuss that, let’s first go over how many cats we were sent.
Total Cats:
May - 1
Zug - 1
Sow - 5
Litten - 5
Carbonated - 41
Sulit - 1
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With that out of the way, I must confess. The reason I said that you couldn’t send cat pictures in the thread was because…I would date the winner of the competition. The cat, not who submitted them. None of you guys are winners. This was all a hoax to see which cats fit MY RUTHLESS criteria.
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It was a tough battle for all the competition. But…most of the submitted photos were ugly. Like, some of them felt as though the cat was so lifeless they looked like a CAT scanner machine at a hospital. However, there was one photo that stood out to me. Me. I stood out to myself.
That’s right, because my photo won the competition, I’m dating myself. You might think Ash submitted this photo, but you would be wrong, because Ash was disqualified. I submitted this photo myself. So I won both times.
But that’s not all. I had two objectives after all. There was another reason for these seemingly arbitrary rules.
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In the spirit of making America Great Again, I will be rectifying an injustice on this forum. In case some of you patriots didn’t understand what rectifying means I put the picture below here:
Without further ado…
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