Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

0% of you can recognize an image of a fox

your names italy and your pfp is butter
i dont think the name and pfp are neccesarily related here

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another example is im jaiden and my pfps a cat when it really should be an animator

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my pfp is a depressed guy with a cat and irl i don’t own a cat

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atlas is here yet hes not claiming to not be a yoshi plush despite clearly being a map
this will be important later

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i picked atlas because it was the last name i heard before being invited
i knew nothing about the titan or the map whatsoever
i did play bioshock like six or so years ago though

I feel like the only potential advantage I’d have in a fight is that I am weak enough to have zero sense of, like, honour. I WILL bite you

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target identified

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YOU ARE STILL NOT CLAIMING NOT TO BE YOSHI. PLEASE CONFIRM YOU ARE NOT YOSHI.

Can I get out of learning to play poker by biting you

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poker is inevitable
you will learn poker

may since you live in my shed i can just teach you poker

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i feel like i could powerwalk away and win after a few minutes

timing out your opponent doesnt seem very competitive

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Hey, I walk very quickly. I have long legs. Now, running, on the other hand, I am physically incapable of and haven’t done in years.

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what about powerwalking

I’m always powerwalking

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you can’t run forever

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That was the original idea but by mentioning wanting to learn poker I’ve invoked a contract from which I can’t hide

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I can’t run, period, Italy, we just went over this

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