Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

What is it going to burn from me if I perish?!?

may plesae confirm i am puregirlmaxxed so people dont own me

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Yes, I can confirm that TodaysStory Read Guidelines is puregirlmixxed

it will burn the romanian out of you. only then will you be able to see god’s light

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i smell donuts…

i wonder if I could fit my leg in a pringles can

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The thousands of church from my area does illuminate at night

Too bad it doesn’t prevent nighttime crimes though

Why?

Don’t let the intrusive thoughts win

WDYM WHY

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insert exciting, witty, and relevant bo burnham reference

I agree

Who

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Not me

at least deny it. do not leave me in suspense like this

Fixed

hi i am marshal

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I have long beard

want to buy timeshares?

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