Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#20447

lmfao like i would ever be on a first date

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#20448

I wish to coexist with myself and myself only

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#20449

@Silviu200530 i have an oppurtunity for you

#20450

Nevermind

#20451

You start with the second date because you’re built different

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#20452

I cancelled a response literally before it arrived

#20453

we’re gonna go with this one

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#20454

youbutlurks

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#20455

WHY DO U GUYS ALWAYS HAVE TO GET TO THE NEXT COOKIE WHULE IM SLEEPING THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE THAT OJE GEORGE ORWELL BOOK

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#20456

And I might be too frail and can sustain several injuries if I get shoved against a wall anyways

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#20457

This is called being a “lesbian”

#20458

ur owning me soo hard rn its evil

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#20459

Usually you skip a bit more than that actually but close enough

#20460

Sometimes i get a scratch below my ear and if I scratch it I will feel the pain of 2 billion knives at once. I have never learnt from my previous mistakes.

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#20461

I am telling you all this because I just scratched below my ear. Owe

#20462

I sleep on my side at night, if I sleep on my ear the wrong way it will get irritated and it will get itchy and painful.

#20463

dating any% lesbian skip

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#20464

Also my tummy keeps rumbling if I am always on my left side, so I have to go on my right side where it doesn’t rumble at all

Why

#20465

I can’t sleep on my side because it’s uncomfortable for my ankles to rest on top of each other

#20466

I have been on a date once. we went to the art gallery and laughed at the funny sculptures and names. we went to the student cinema a couple times too. I think we were both too awkward though and it didn’t feel romantic. she was also taller than me (I didn’t think this would bother me but it did a bit)

she is half the reason I started using more emojis, the other half of the reason is tutuu

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