Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

if we invent teleportation science would advance exponentially so idt we would have to worry about the flu

I want to teleport to ur moms’ bedrooms

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just teleport the flu out of the body :3

why would you want to teleport to my mom’s bedroom

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play scrabble

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she’s probably bad at it

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i played Scrabble like one time when i was 12 with my mom and managed to play titties and i was so proud of myself

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Yeah no my mom is not good at Scrabble

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our mothers would get destroyed by tutuu

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LITTEN

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I have been editing her work emails for her since I was like seven

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what

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BAD!!!

Teleporting to your mom’s office and editing her work emails for her

I did nothing wrong

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I mostly sort by #196 tag

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teleporting to marshal to marshal all over the place

Fascinating. I basically never look at tags

tutuu would play an insane letter combination and our mothers would cry

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then how do you know what size the clothes at the store are? or what someone’s name is

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