Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

One of my grandmothers was diagnosed with fibromyalgia, which is a related condition causing chronic pain, but, uh, every doctor she ever saw just told her it was all in her head because Woman Moment. I got it too, but more access to information thanks to internet & modern technology means we were able to see specialists who actually knew what they were doing rather than just performing Misogyny Beam Attack and referring me to a therapist for depression

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How horrendous wtf

Went to a cardiologist. Went “hey, my heart rate raises by over 30 BPM when I go from sitting to standing, can you diagnose me with Condition That Just Means Your Heart Rate Raises By Over 30 BPM When You Go From Sitting To Standing” and the cardiologist said No. You’re depressed

Keep in mind that I had already been evaluated by a therapist for depression and they said I didn’t have it

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I love medical system

guess i made up the air bud one or the one where i won a race

Air Bud

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Air Bud

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may is so real mvoing things is evil and bad

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when I have to clean the living room I get really sad because I have to lift the sofa pillows. It hurts my fingers to lift the sofa pillows. Those are too big and heavy

Me when I become a doctor

to then not help

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Need to do strength training arc so I can beat the final boss “moving boxes”

I also get sad because I’m scared of vacuum cleaners but thats unrelated

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:mouse:

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GOD DAMNIT

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:crying_cat_face: :airplane:

they are LOUD

and whath appens if my foot gets under one?? I’ll be consumed by it. It’ll eat me

Because you are so small

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people often call me an old lady but I disagree I am actually a toddler and thats why Im so weak and breakable