Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

I am willing to beat neil cicierega up for being made of pudding and nothing else. Is this okay?

How would you beat up pudding

With my fists

Will this harm the pudding

no

you might be thinking of grey goo, a hypothetical thought experiment outlining the possible dangers of self-replicating nanotechnology?

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Greatly. It will become fully liquified instead of having some viscosity to it.

So you’re going to punch the viscosity out of it.

Oh, also I’ll destroy his container

Surely to destroy someone’s container is to, like, free them? Most people don’t enjoy being contained

I need to be contained but that’s unrelated

Yeah, but he’s like the kool-aid man, but instead of highly addictive fruit concentrate it’s pudding.

Is any of Neil’s discography in your set of 5 albums that aren’t complete shit?

No

The. Two of the Lemon Demon albums are in the broader set of “albums I have heard before in positive contexts” cause one of my friends liked 'em. But they’re not in the 5

The 5 albums that don’t make you kill a man

I shouldn’t speak in past tense. She still does like them I am pretty sure and we are still friends

I am not sure the albums would stop me

No, but they also aren’t the initial reason for such unjust rage

OK fair songs are evil



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