Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

They should offer me a position at the California DMV. I’m great at what they do over there (interpreting entirely innocuous things as innuendos)

“This game made me realize that the plot of many Mario games can be enlivened somewhat by assuming that ‘cake’ is the Mushroom Kingdom word for ‘sex’.”
- Zero Punctuation, Mario Galaxy 2.

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If you replace all the letters in this word with ‘SEX’, this license plate is sexual. Denied

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Imagine a paper plate. Now replace the paper plate with SEX. Not so innocent now, is it?

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Watching a Splatoon stream where the guy can’t manage to queue a match cause his rank is too high and there’s nobody online so he’s doing the crossword while he waits

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It’s like 90% crossword

LICENSE PLATE POSTING

i just scrolled through 5000 photos to find this

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finally put this thread on watching

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ive gotten nothing but weed ads on my timeline

paranoid minposting will begin soon at this rate

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Hey Min.

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We’re going to spam your notifications.

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please do

i need things to cure my boredom

Prepare yourself.

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im so prepared

feeling super energetic

its like actually insane

i posted like around 150 times in a row to get a cookie

i have no fear

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I understand the assignment.

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Real