Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

What the fuck He gets so dry

Clamp blitz

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What does this mean?

I won at Clam Blitz (Splatoon game mode) (I am spelling it funny for a laugh) nine times in a row

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Is that hard?

EVIDENCE ERASED

Ehhh there’s allegedly skill based matchmaking so each match should be roughly a coinflip but I was doing way too well for me to believe the matchmaking was having a good day

Editing issue.

I’m nerfed in games by editing rules. I will erase sooo much evidence if given the liberty. All my Discord messages say (edited) after them all day

hello fellow villagers :)

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Anyone in this chat a fan of water water is awesome

I will not condone your methods, although I applaud you.

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I agree, completely noncondoneable

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i love cats

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I’m pretty sure most of your edits involve fixing unintentional mistakes, and you aren’t just playing to a gimmick.

Be more like me. Make fewer mistakes. Be cooler.

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I type too fast to think about my mistakes. But if you’d like you can click the orange edit button and see what mistakes I’m fixing (I do not know if you know you can do this I am assuming from your phrasing you don’t?)

I can utilise the same site functions as you can.

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Posting all the lyrics to Chug Jug With You instead of the thing about water was a completely unintentional error

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Gotcha. All that I need to do in order to impersonate you is to edit my posts half a dozen times; and talk about 1984 and Splatoon; and act like a happier person than I am.

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