Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

And don’t use semicolons for lists, I’ll usually use commas.

Don’t worry, I’d wager half the playerbase here wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

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Dammit.

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Fair enough. If we ignore that one, you’ve pretty much got all the keys to Mayposting down. You have the power now.

I just thought you were Magnusposting.

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You’re harder to impersonate because you don’t have any distinctive things you randomly break into conversation about. You need an insufferable phrase to repeat, like “literally 1984”.

I’d have figured that would’ve made me easier to impersonate, since you wouldn’t need to learn any habits or mannerisms.

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I feel like someone would see the phrase “literally 1984” or “hey chat look at my Splatoon thing” and go yep, that’s May, no need to investigate further. It’s just an instant smoke bomb, or maybe a disguise with mustache and glasses.

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I must be distinctive enough in my own right if any alts of mine are identified almost immediately.

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I’ve never tried making an alt. I have a feeling I’d be plenty distinctive. Listen, I’ll never shake pointing myself and going ← Guy who has extremely specific speech patterns

What if we traded accounts for April 1st?

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Showing off my “read guidelines” title has some unfortunate effects on my ability to plead ignorance of such rulebreaks.

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I know the rules. It sounded funny in my head.

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It was funny. My rejection of it was also funny.

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Just ask an admin to swap our names and profile pictures for the special occasion instead.

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I feel like we’d be decent at impersonating each other. This is why we should’ve one-account hydraed

It is also why we shouldn’t have one-account hydraed.

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But then we couldn’t have accused each other.

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True. If we hadn’t been of opposing alignments, I might have a win under my belt. Terrifying and disgusting. I’m glad things went as they did.

We can one-account hydra next time.

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