Who are top 3 fol shoplifters?
…god you know me dont you
yeah while I think morally shoplifting isnt that bad i cant bring myself to do that stuff. i talk alot of talk about breaking laws but its not in my heart. However I am known for my charm
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We have a literal magician among our ranks so
Whos that?
im listening to a song called SALMON CANNON DELUXE and it makes me think of you
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Ici
Aside from her IDK
Would you be good at shoplifting
There are transferable skills right
may you can kill people with your mind you would be prety okay at shoplifting. or is it just robbery at that point
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I feel like it’s just robbery.
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i may be a talented amateur at sleight of hand but i assure you i could not use that to shoplift unless i thought about it for like, an hour, and that’s just so much of a hassle when i could be thinking about women instead
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TWINNING
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Shoplifting vs Armed Robbery spectrum
the only time you will see my shoplift if i go into a store and just say I am taking it. If they know the fuck are they going to do call the cops over me taking a bottle of water?
or baseball, or women playing baseball,or sleight of hand magic, or murder, or history. theft’s really low on the hierarchy of things i want to think about
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Then i own them on the internet
Yeah whenever I consider doing various crimes I’m like this is way too much work
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Except reckless driving
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You crashed your car into my heart 