your obligation to be gay do crime will be fulfilled so long as being gay is illegal in at least one country that’s how it works
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I crashed my car into a bridge
I don’t care
I love it (2x)
I am number 1
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I… i have a duty. I will make sure at least one country follows those requirements.
Shoplifting is easy but like I couldn’t do a murder. You all know how much I stress out about being caught as wolf and I don’t even care about winning. If there’s actual stakes? Forget it
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in order to maintain societal order once homophobia is dead i plan to create a weird vatican city style microstate where nobody actually lives where being gay is illegal
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Min you’d be good at shoplifting right
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i am GETTING to that if you will LET ME BE FUNNY
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unfortunately my original comment was a setup to that secondary post, you simply intercepted a punchline
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i scared of shoplifting
i go into a store and see my friend do it all the time but i just stand there like 
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min would hide in the milk fridge until closing to steal everything in the store
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Yeah see that’s the thing is that everybody here is a coward or nerd
youre not allowed to say something and already have a joke lined up. Thats cheating
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Gigglypoof
Which am i
Did you do your physical exercises
I think I’d be better at murder than shoplifting but I am insane
i think ive shoplifted one time my entire life in 6th grade when i lived in texas
and it was when i went to walmart with the friend i was sleeping over with and i stole her nail polish to impress her
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