Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

General
#23687

My last name means peaceful ruler

#23688

all of this is fascinating philosophically aside from the inconvenient fact that it’s obviously wrong

#23689

ManLife but what about Womanlife???

#23690

but don’t let this get in the way of Lawsonomy! remember:

IF IT ISN’T TRUE, IT ISN’T LAWSONOMY

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#23691

If he didn’t fail that one plane thing, he wouldn’t have devolved into lawsonomy

#23692

i’m sure his incredibly awful ventures at both playing baseball and running a baseball league helped!

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#23693

IF HE HAD BEEN A COMPETENT PITCHER THIS NEVER WOULD’VE HAPPENED

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#23694

literally it’s the fucking deadball era how do you be a bad pitcher in that time

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#23695

Literally equivalent of Hitler being denied from art school.

Exvept this one is actually true!

#23696

I registered both my real name and another account that is a silly name and got locked out. This was before I joined fol. I had to have it fixed for that game which is why the replacement took so long and they only fixed that one. I dont really mind since im not on there really

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#23697

you can legally throw this most fucking deranged pitch known to man where you coat both your shirt and the ball in mud and make the ball blend in against the background of your jersey how do you not post at least a respectable ERA at that time

#23698

his ERA doesn’t even cover the fact that almost half of the runs he gave up were unearned. and his ERA is still bad

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#23699

he has a career WHIP over 2 how do you manage that in any era

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#23700

all the hitters are guys called something like Joe Joxeter who have a batting average of .143 and are considered elite talents

#23701

Did he genuienly liked baseball?

#23702

almost certainly, yes, if you play in the major leagues in any era you have to like baseball

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#23703

He didn’t extensively used the power of penetration and suction to his advantage!

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#23704

this was late 19th and early 20th century baseball, it was really easy to make history back then. there’s a reason we talk about made-up players like Tungsten Arm O’Doyle, because there were lots of real guys almost exactly like that

#23705

Good night

I have to pull a quick Cinderella and dissapear before midnight

#23706

what the hell is a shoplifting tierlist

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