Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

You can just draw an amongus at any time. Try it. Now. That’s an order

advanced sitelen techniques include:

  • random kanji
  • SUS [amanka]
  • SUS [DaThings]
  • Filler characters to deter thieves who might steal the sitelen
  • kijetesantaka-tu
  • soweli, but with a full curve
  • a fully-rendered photo-realistic photo of jan Sonja
  • bees(?)
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Not to be confused with illegal sitelen techniques, which include:

  • toki Inli
  • right-to-left sitelen
  • carving into flesh (tattoo it instead)
  • more than 1 kijetesantakalu
  • a pentagram
  • jan Misali’s signature in place of ona’s sitelen nimi
  • bees(!)
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Just drew the smallest amongus ever

I read that as both five and six, which can only mean that he was forced to eat it twice

We need a toki pona taso thread.

or perhaps a “ma toki pi toki pona” thread.

any other jans who speak toki pona

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me when may assumes my gender and age (she is correct:)

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It is from this post

Alternatively:

may, writing a 5 page essay on why she should lose this game (she’s on a loss streak:)

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But not in CLAM BLITZ WOOOO LET’S GO CLAM BLITZ

(loss here was an early DC game. I managed to score despite the disadvantages of having three players and also Mincemeat but we lost in overtime)

Bro stop playing clam blitz and start playin some bitches

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Women love me for my dexterous fingers and map awareness that allow me to excel at blitzing clams

these hands can dodge roll off the map faster than you can say “wowee you sure can dodge roll off the map real fast”

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oh yeah, do you know what 1000 Blank White Cards, and by extension Dvorak, is?