What do you and Story have in common that I don’t have, other than whatever went on during April Fools’?
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He hasn’t been around since April. Now I just need to remember to forget YBW’s birthday next week.
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I used to have to reference my agenda from when I was 13 to check every single one of my friends’ birthdays. For several years afterward. Now I just outright forget them
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We share a few same negative experiences.
I didn’t bring the agenda to school so I’m never remembering that shit
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I think… one was born on 10 November? And… one in Feburary… the one I don’t talk to anymore… and… hmm
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Your real friends are the people who care to check your birthday without you telling them to do so.
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They post about it on social media I’ll be fine
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“Hey everyone it’s my birthday.”
“Let’s organise everyone right now and sing a song.”
— Statements dreamt up by the absolute deranged.
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I remember 10th November because we were dating and I made a point to memorise it because it would be embarrassing to miss. And I remember Feburary because we’ve known each other since we were 8. Though I still don’t remember the day. This is where my memory struggles
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“Happy birthday, I made sure to remember.”
“Thanks, did you get me anything?”
“For what?”
Your real friends.
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I thought you were good with numbers. How can you play Mahjong?
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Her name is just February now. And my ex’s name is 10 November. Everyone is going by my naming scheme now
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I have played so so much mahjong and I still need the baby tiles with numbers in the corner because I can’t visually identify which tile is which
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Don’t you know the ‘10’ goes at the end of the name?
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Not even just the ones with numbers in Chinese. I even struggle to recognise the ones which depict a literal number of objects on sight
super mario galaxy
Left to my own devices I will fail to recognise a 4-5-6 pin sequence despite the fact it’s just circles
Also I don’t know shit or fuck about scoring which is where the actual numbers and math come in. I just go by vibes. “Yeah that’s probably a mangan”